When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That’s my religion.
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
If God doesn’t like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.
I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
Most people’s religion is what they want to believe, not what they do believe.
God has no religion.
Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst.
True religion is real living; living with all one’s soul, with all one’s goodness and righteousness.
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
If you have two religions in your land, the two will cut each other’s throats; but if you have thirty religions, they dwell in peace.
Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.
Religion is to do right. It is to love, it is to serve, it is to think, it is to be humble.
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
A religion without the element of mystery would not be a religion at all.
A good life is the only religion.
I fear one day I’ll meet God, he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.
A fanatic is someone who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject.
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
My religion is simple, my religion is kindness.
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
Religion is nothing else but love to God and man.
One man’s religion is another man’s belly laugh.
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
Religion is a pill best swallowed without chewing.
I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays.
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it, anything but live for it.
Superstition is to religion what astrology is to astronomy; the mad daughter of a wise mother.
